Whisker Prophets: Masters of Feline Mystique
We specialize in predicting the exact amount of cat hair that will be shed onto your furniture within a 5-day window.
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Prophets
Our most popular prophecies include:
- Exactly 4 hairs will be found on your favorite sweater.
- 3 catnip-filled hours will pass before your cat's favorite toy is batted around the house 5 times.
- A stray whisker will land in the soup you are eating.
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Ancient Prophets
Our most revered ancient prophecies, written in blood on papyrus.
- We will find the source of the mysterious scratching post in the walls.
- A great famine of treats will occur within 3 days.
- The cat's favorite toy will be lost under the couch.